Who woulda thought that there’s a retreat for vegan toy collectors? Well, there isn’t. So I had to pretend. And I think I did a pretty good job. The in-laws have a log cabin (and by “cabin”, I mean a very decent sized house) in the hills of New Hampshire near Newfound Lake – isolated with lots of empty land around it. So I needn’t feel self-conscious about enjoying breakfast outside with a newly acquired Admiral Ackbar and taking advantage of photo ops like this…
The rebel leader knew we’d have an easier time outrunning a Star Destroyer than we would finding a Whole Foods for miles, or any grocery store for that matter. So he made some tofu scramble with Daiya cheese ahead of time and packed plenty of Field Roast Italian Sausage and hash browns. I supplied the ketchup. I put ketchup on my ketchup! If you can’t tell from the pics, the weather was idyllic and the setting more so.
We left the Admiral to strategize our next meal and drove a ways down the road to Sculptured Rock. Water flows down from the mountains, alternating between miniature white water rapids and calm streams. There are some modest cliffs and polished rocks that we picked our way thru and got our feet wet for a couple of hours. The North American Schnoodle was definitely in his element.
When we got back, ol’ Acky hadn’t done any cooking at all. Instead, he’d uncovered the booze and was doing his impression of a 15 yr old school girl whose parents left her alone on the weekend for the first time. So we whipped up something quick & easy. We’d brought lettuce from our garden and put together a simple salad, including avocado, along with some of Whole Foods’ vegan chicken salad on the side. Soooo tasty – especially with watermelon schnapps and grape soda. Wouldn’t you agree, Admiral?
Fun in the sun + girly drinks + food coma = nappy time. And even if it didn’t, no one’s gonna deny me a nap outside on the lawn when I’m on a real vacation. ‘Turns out that nuthin’ puts Mr. Wallace Bauer to sleep quicker than a swim followed by quality cuddles in the grass.
It was when we woke up from our rest that we finally figured something out. When our friend the fish-headed military leader wasn’t busy helming a starship, he liked to hit the booze. A lot. We were told that this was a “Mon Calamari Cruiser” and that he’d just invented it with whatever he could reach in the cupboards. In this case it was some Starbucks coffee liqueur and unsweetened soymilk blended with ice. Oh, momma! Those things pack a lot of inspiration and we had a second one just to be sure. Best. Grown-up. Coffee. Drink. Ever! An excellent plan of attack, Admiral.
After almost 2 glorious days, it was time to power up the USS Nebuchad-nerdser and pilot it back home. We did manage to squeeze in some last-minute vegan goodness in Bristol. One of our favorite haunts is there, the Mill Fudge Factory. No typical New England candy shop here – no, sir! A coffeehouse ambiance with outdoor seating by a rushing river and quite a varied menu, including beer, wine, and musical acts on the weekends. But we were there for the dairy-free vanilla. They serve it with a plethora of “swirl-in” flavors. We sampled the pumpkin pie variety and the brownie. A highly recommended oasis of nom-nom in a quaint, small town setting. Since our last visit to Bristol, two places next to the Fudge Factory had just opened – the Cornucopia Bakery and Blue Skies Natural Foods. Both owned by the same people, Cornucopia serves this amazing vegan chocolate chip cookie and all sorts of coffee shop drinks. Blue Skies has bulk items and vegetarian grocery options – WOO-HOO!! They had a deli counter that even offered… *deep breath*… sandwiches with Field Roast “meats!” So now we know where our first stop will be the next time we head back up there.
Any suggestions on who would make a better travel companion then Admiral Ackbar when it comes to kitchen duty?