Last weekend, my staff wanted to do something special for V ’cause it was November 5th. Y’know, he’s always walking around quoting the poem about Guy Fawkes –
Remember remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot…
It’s a little off-putting because ya can’t tell through the mask if he’s saying it to you or to himself, or maybe he’s not even aware that he’s saying it – it’s just become a habit. Then ya start to wonder if something in the kitchen is going to blow up when the oven timer goes off. *sigh* Frankly, we don’t let him out much for this very reason, just in case. But he’s okay with that, what with all his books and art collection and stuff.
Let’s put aside the fact that the mask has become associated with the group Anonymous. And let’s try to forget that the events surrounding Guy Fawkes have been largely misconstrued in this modern age. Here’s something that’s irrefutable. V for Vendetta by Alan Moore and David Lloyd is one of the most beautiful stories told in comic book form that you’re likely to find. Do yourself a big favor someday before you die and pick up the softcover collection. It’s the perfect comic book for people who aren’t into capes and superpowers. Yes, it stars a mystery man (?) named V, but it’s much more about the ensemble cast of real people who populate his agenda and their motivations in this Orwellian future. It’s gripping and Moore reveals the interconnectedness of each event in a way that will make your head spin. It’s another one of the books that I make a point of reading every year or two.
Back to our special meal on 11/5. My co-writers opted for another PPK selection, chickpea cutlets. It’s originally from Spark Recipes, but I think this version is easier to manage. Let me tell ya, these really surprised us. The patties aren’t crumblely and they don’t taste like chickpeas. They’re dense and filling, like a meat dish. We really liked how the lemon evened everything out and kept the taste from being predictable. The instructions call for frying, but we fried them for only a short time and baked them for the remainder to keep it a little less greasy.
1 16 oz can chickpeas, drained and rinsed
1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil
1 cup vital wheat gluten
1 cup plain breadcrumbs
1/2 cup vegetable broth or water
1/4 cup soy sauce
1 teaspoon dried thyme
1 teaspoon paprika
1/2 teaspoon dried sage
Olive oil for pan frying
4 cloves garlic, pressed or grated with a Microplane grater
1 teaspoon grated lemon zest
We used a food processor to pulse the chickpeas. You don’t wanna turn ’em into humus, so be careful not to puree them, just get them mashed up. You can also sneak the garlic cloves in here instead of grating them, just pulse them up before adding the chickpeas. In a bowl, combine the chickpeas & garlic with the remaining ingredients and knead together for about 3 minutes, until strings of gluten have formed. Preheat a large pan or skillet over low-medium heat.
Begin dividing the cutlet dough into halves until you have 8 pieces. Knead each piece in your hand for a few moments and then flatten and stretch each one. Add a thin layer of olive oil to the bottom of the pan. Place the cutlets in the pan and cook on each side. We did this until they began to brown and then took ’em off to bake them, about 10-15 minutes on each side at 350 oughtta do it.
You might expect that while it’s healthier, the baking does dry the patties out a little bit. We spruced ’em up with some vegan sour cream by Follow Your Heart.
Verily, it is veridicous of us to say to the ventripotent and vegetivorous that this dish had nothing to do with a vaccary, nor is it volucrine, but it will satisfy a voracious appetite and make the eater feel as tho’ her or she is volitorial.
Remember remember the fifth of November
Gluten, chickpeas and sage.
You’ll soon see why these chickpeas
Are soon to be the rage.